James Dean (JD) vs Zorro: an encounter to remember!!
A certain morning in the midst of the summer, the fresh wind was filled with serenity.
James Dean (JD) of contemplative nature and gregorian hyms fervent, was a powerful
cat found of bauties, and dreaming of
new conquestsIncidently, Zorro was visiting our neighbor for a few days. He is a Shar-Pei dog : nice appearance, strong mouth, proud and fierce on top of his impressive height
That day at the sun's zenith, James
went into a frenzie of artistics stunts. The birds, squarrels, and bees brought James to modulate the Vivaldi 4 Seasons ( cat's interpretation that is! ). Then with the serious of an orchestra conductor, James attempted to bring every animal in tune with his musical rendering of the seasons. His mouth was whistling directives with rage and his paws were floating in the air to maintain the group in harmony, thus obtaining poor results.
At this very moment, Zorro exited his siesta and noticed the activity of James and friends in a short distance from his resting ground. His eyes grow bigger, his nose start to produce a terrible noise, his tail was balancing in the air, and he had only one goal in mind: to stop the impertinent James ruining the quiet of the afternoon
At this very moment, Zorro prepare all his muscles for the light cavalery
charge!
Then he went and accelarating each passing second one-pointed towards his target.
But James stood-up and kept his position whitout any fear! At a nearly point of collision Zorro came to a complete stop and totally dumbfounded retreated to his territory. A second charge was launched with the same result... A third, fourth, etc.
Exhausted, broken, humiliated, he decided to rest a while and figure out a new strategy.
He asked himself why that darn cat was acting in such a contradiction with the normal cat's behaviour?
To him it was simple; a dog charges and the cat flees!
But this cat must have magic powers and probably has mastered self-cat-consciousness!
So thought Zorro, my next attempt should be on a higher level of awareness!
This time, Zorro walked slowly towards James keeping a poker face and faking that he had no aggressive intents.
At approximatively 6 feet of James, he changed direction and went pass James about 6 feet and charged with full strenght
to attack James from behind. Then to his total astonishment, at the very instant that he was a few inches from James tail,
James turned around in a gracile and rapid manner and remain still for an eternity.
This time Zorro could not stop his charge and jumped over James to keep running till he reached his territory!
It was a complete disaster to be treated that way by a cat 5 times smaller then he!
Zorro decided he should go to a self training school when he will be away and next year he will teach a lesson to that darn cat!
Meanwhile, James was thinking " I am small but I know the Kung-Fu "....
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