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Favourite 100 JOKES

Book Review   by:ajanta     Original Author: YAHOO JOKES
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Jokes At lunch, what did Obi-Wan say to Luke? Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog? Did you know there are three types of people? How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? How did the lumberjack use the computer? How do mad scientists freshen their breath? How do wealthy people dance? How do you find King Arthur in the dark? How does the barber cut the Moon's hair? How does the barber do his work so fast? How is an engaged woman like a telephone? How much do pirates pay to have their ears pierced? What did King Tutankhamen say when he got scared? What did the cop say to the bad popsicle? What did the cop say to the popsicle? What did the dentist give the marching band? What did the dentist give to the marching band? What did the doctor give the patient with a splitting headache? What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? What did the judge say to the dentist? What did the lawyer name his daughter? What did the man say at the coffee trial? What did the mountain climber name his son? What did the policeman say to his belly? What did the window say to the baby? What do basketball players and babies have in common? What do lawyers wear to court? What do runners do when they forget something? What do tourists use to get around the beach? What do you call a boy with one foot in the door? What do you call a famous archer? What do you call a flying policeman? What do you call a frozen policeman? What do you call a giant with lemons in his ears? What do you call a hippie's wife? What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? What do you call a policeman who never gets out of bed? What do you call a ship's gunner who has no hair? What do you call babies' knees? What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint? What does a cannibal call a man in a hammock? What does a cannibal call a phone book? What game do people play in the mall? What goes up but never comes down? What happened to the glass blower who inhaled? What is a boxers favorite part of a joke? What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? What is a hairdresser's favorite show? What is a pirate's favorite country? What is Beethoven doing in his grave? What is Harry Potter's favorite cereal? What is Tony Hawk's favorite
cereal? What kind of car does an electrician drive? What kind of garden does a baker have? What kind of jokes did Einstein make? What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? What kind of person sleeps on a lamp? What kind of shoes do spies wear? What kind of soap does a judge use? What nails do carpenters hate to hit? What super hero lives in a pot? What's a baby's favorite candy? What's a pirate's favorite restaurant? What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? What's the pirate movie rated? When is a boxer like an astronomer? When's a good time to go to the dentist? Where do doctors go on vacation? Where do wizards go to test their skill? Where does a General keep his armies? Where does a judge eat lunch? Where is Captain Hook's treasure chest? Which superhero travels by public transportation? Who are the youngest members of the army? Who is Snow White's brother? Why are farmers so mean? Why are hairdressers fast drivers? Why are movie stars so cool? Why are opera singers good sailors? Why are pirates, pirates? Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Why couldn't G-unit use the bus? Why couldn't the piano teacher open the door? Why couldn't the young girl watch the pirate movie? Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie? Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Why did a boy take a pencil to bed? Why did Columbus go to jail? Why did George Washington sleep standing up? Why did the badid the boxer wear gloves to bed? Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed? Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? Why did the boy wear diapers to the birthday party? Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker? Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Why did the cop go to the baseball game? Why did the doctor lose his temper? Send Us Your Jokes! Heard any good jokes lately? Tell us a joke!
Published: April 28, 2006   
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