She rolled the hot melted wax on my tanned leg as she listened carefully to that lively conversation that was taking place
on the other side of the wall. As a matter of fact, two early-middle-aged women and a girl in her mid-twenties were dynamically illustrating their sexual experiences, lost between nagging and bragging, soaking their toes in bubbly water... Nothing more entertaining to do on a
saturday afternoon! With one shy woman ripping my skin off and another one talking about "sex on the carpet", I wasn''t pretty sure what was causing me more pain... My leg or my ears? As a matter of fact, this is a traditional scenery one gets when stepping into a beauty institute on a Saturday afternoon. Women talking about stuff they know men wouldn''t hear, because men are lucky bastards who do not need to wax their bikini line nor unplugg their eyebrows. This is a traditional scenery one gets when exposed to desperate housewives and housewives-wanna-BEs, who try to look open-minded and cool, talking about sex... while in fact that silent girl in pain, on the other side of the wall, knows... they didn''t get any since a very long time! Suddenly one of them said "What if the Miss inside is uncomfortable with our conversation?" Their silence was begging for my reply, hence there was nothing I could shout other than "Do not worry Mme, feel free to discuss whatever topic you want". So she did! I have no idea how my reply sounded inviting to her, that she just opened the separating door and stepped inside. Exposing her widest smile, she innocently asked "Do you want me to entertain you?", before complementing me on my underwear color and focusing on my shiny piercing... I smiled to her fuming with anger, waiting for that clumsy woman to remove the extra wax she droped all over me. Can you blame her? That conversation was so tense with orgasms flying around the room! Once done, I just left as quickly as I could, with oil "Accidently" dropped on my hands... It wasn''t my day I must say, I ran into a neighbor I was so helplessly trying to avoid. There could be no better timing, I shook both of his hands and got rid of the extra oil without him noticing.
Once back home, I found my cat in trauma... Obviously the neighbor''s monster dog came over to pay him a visit, and the maid just opened the door, trying to be hospitable for the unwelcomed guest. This pretty much illustrates my Saturday. This pretty much illustrates how I''m beginning my summer. Pretty exciting huh? With 5
additional business ideas going through my mind, I managed to get through the day without even noticing it. My cousin came to sleep over and he was so tired that he just slept at 11 pm. I should probably go to bed as well... but I''m not sleepy. I woke up at 11.30. Another week and I''m sure I''ll postpone my daily alarm an additional 30 minutes. It''s quiet around, It''s peaceful around... and for no reason, I just am... Happy!
(06/10/07, 1:52 am- Lebanon)