Do you need a laugh? Are you feeling glum? Are you in the mood for something silly? Well then this is so the book for you! The book is packed full of jokes, riddles, puzzles, puns and sketches the Silly Joke Book is silly, silly, silly with a capital S! ‘Knock, Knock’ jokes, ‘Waiter, Waiter’ jokes, Crossing the Road jokes and sill riddles – they are all in here in the silliest joke book of them all. Are you in the mood for a sample joke or to? Well here are a few of my favourites:
Dentist: Stop Screaming. I have not even touched your teeth yet.
Girl: I know – but you are standing on my foot!
An angry woman went into a bake shop. “I sent my son to your store this morning to by to pounds of cookies,” she said. “When he brought them home I weighed them, I only found they weighed one pound.”
“I suggest you check your scales!”
“Madam,” said the baker. “I suggest should you weigh your son!”
That was a good one!