A DROP IN SALARY PERHAPSQuestion: Why did the
chicken cross the road?
Buddha:
Asking this question denies your own chicken
nature.
Colonel
Sanders:
Damn, I missed one!
Anderson
Consulting:
Deregulation of the chicken''s side of the
road was threatening its dominant
market position. The
chicken was faced with significant challenges to create
and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive
market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship
with the client,
helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.
Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped
the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,
capital and experiences to align the chicken''s people,
processes and technology in support of its overall strategy
within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and
best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep
skills in the transportation industry to engage in a
two-day itinerary of meetings in
order to leverage their
personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit,
and to enable them to synergize with each other in order
to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully
architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value
framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median
processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting,
enabling and creating an impactful environment which
was strategically based, industry-focused, and built
upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message
and aligned with the chicken''s mission, vision, and core
values. This was conducive towards the creation of a
total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting
helped the chicken change to become more successful.
IN THE SERVICEA man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in
the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial
disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs
and I lost both testicles."
"You''re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don''t want any
preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well
be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10.
We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide
what to do first."
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