In the party
The owner of the house speaks for a guest:
- That woman that is
singing beside the pianist is my wife!
- How?
That Mrs. that is singing she is my wife!
- The Something?
- That lady that is singing is my wife!
- She speaks higher than she has an old one cretin singing and I don''t listen anything!
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Priest''s Dublê
The
Priest was in the confession box when suddenly he gave an undelayable will of going to the bathroom. As the confessions cannot be interrupted, he called a bigot that passed over there to substitute him.
He
left with her a list of the principal sins and of the penitences. And the woman was there, inside of the cottage, that was very dark. The first person that she assisted a girl, that counted was:
-priest, I sinned!
The bigot enlarged the voice for her to do to pass for the priest:
- Which was your sin, daughter?
- I gave the buttock, your priest!
The woman sought in the list and she didn''t find anything on giving the buttock. Without knowing that penitence should give, she asked for permission and he/she left in search of the priest.
In the road, she found an altar
boy and she asked:
- The one what the priest
gives for who he gives the buttock?
The Altar boy said:
-for me, he gives a pastry and a coca!
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Blond in the highway
The guard says for a blond one:
-driving in the obstacle hand! Are not you selling where it is going?
- Not. But it should be there very bad, it is everybody returning.
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Boy plague
The boy was a devil. He didn''t at least give a second of serenity. The parents needed to leave and he left the boy shut up inside of house.
The boy, very smart, arose in a closet, it removed 3 tiles of the roof and it escaped for the hole. When his parents returned, they saw the
hole there and they treated soon of arranging. The husband, that was skinny muinto, arose in the woman''s backs that she was an enormous fat, and it began to close the hole, placing the tiles again in the place. They play the bell and the boy went to assist.
- Is your father?
He is yes, but he cannot assist now!
- Why not?
-because he is on top of my mother, closing the hole through where I leave!
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