On one beautiful sunny morning the smart Minister at the midst of his sermon noticed that the head of one parishioners is nodding. At first the pastor is delighted that at least there is one nodding in affirmation, and who can understand and can communicate with him.
For a little while the pastor noticed that the man is already snoring in deep sleep. The witty minister think for a little discipline. So the Pastor said softly; alright! who are those who want to go to heaven? You may all rise. Everyone stood, except the snoring member.
When everyone has been seated, the witty pastor said again - in a much louder voice... All those who want to go Hell.. you may all stand!
The dizzy sleeper jumped to his feet, amazed turning around his head, trying to rub his eyes. He noticed that he is alone standing. Turning back to the pastor and said: I'm confuse... what are we voting for, Reverend? It seems that you and me are in the minority,