Ted Hogwood''s beloved Sarah, a Gibson L-4CES
jazz guitar, is in the
window of Topp Dollar Pawn. The only way he can
get the money to rescue
her is to accept an assignment from the AABC, a not nearly official
branch of the United States Intelligence community. He is partnered
with Jerry Kwiatkowski, master of the Hammond B-3 organ and chronic
flatulence sufferer, to steal a
boomerang containing secrets that
should have died with J. Edgar Hoover over thirty years ago. It would
be a simple job if only they knew what they were doing. And if a
crossbow wielding assassin, two unemployed Australian women, the
Director of Central Intelligence and a clothing optional ex-cheerleader
were not also hot on the boomerang''s trail.