Joke one:- One day there was a qurrel between one couple. The wife told that I will go to my
parents' house. The husband
cooly replied that yes you may go to you
parents. I will send children to their maternal grand parents, and so far as my case is concerned, what will I do? I will go to my in-law's house.
Joke two:- Mr. Singh is a widower having one child. He married to Mrs. Bhatnagar who is a widow and have one child from her first
marriage. After getting marriage they have another child. Once when Mr. Singh was in office, the three children quarreled with each other. Mrs Singh (Bhatnagar) rang to her husband and told him "please come soon, because your child and my child have beaten our child".