My name is Come Eddy, born on a pearl. My mother''s name is Blonde Ca. Born in California. Yes, she
is a blonde bless her heart. One day in April in 1951, She went to
bed with her pearl earings on. Well, to make it short she went into labor and after many hours of hard labor. One big push and I landed on a pearl, oh it pierced my butt, and I cried, bloody murder. You would cried your head off too if you landed on a pearl earing, in April no
less. My father was born in area 51 and then his family migrated to California. I grew up in a mansion with maids and buttlers. I have traveled the world to find, that home is truely home.
I found poverty was not my cup tea. However, I found the most amazing thing in poverty stricken countries. They don''t know they are poor and they are the happiest people on the planet. You think I''m crazy? No, I swear it''s true.