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More and Better Jokes on the net version 2.0

Article Review by: Nuno Dias    

Original Author: Pedro Alegria
This is a joke book magnificently idealized by its author Pedro Alegria and with cartoons by Monica Catala. It’s an uncompromised
book that brings an easy and sincere laugh to its reader. Here’s a small taste to this great book:
FEELINGS
Many times, when you are sad… no one sees your suffering…
Many times, when you cry… no one notices your tears…
Many times, when you’re happy… no one notices your smile…
But fart only once… and you’re dead!
NATURE HAS STRANGE THINGS!
A camel and an elephant meet for the first time. They’ve never seen each other, so they are a bit frightened. The elephant, amazed by such a strange animal, asks: -“Why do you have your breasts on your back?” The camel answered: -“That’s a strange question for someone who has his dick on his face!”
PATERNITY PROBLEMS
A white man was in the hospital waiting for his wife to give birth to their child. The doctor came out of the delivery room and said: -“Sir, you have five twins!!” The man, proud of himself, said: -“Well, that’s because I have such a great ‘canon’.”
“Well – the doctor answered – You better clean it up then sir, ‘cause they’re all coming out black!”
Besides these ones, the book has several more good jokes, divided into a few different categories (like blondes, spicy, …), so just read it and have fun!
Published: April 10, 2006
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