A DROP IN SALARY PERHAPSSteve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding
one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed
instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve''s body,
Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have
to tell Steve''s wife.
Bob says he''s good at this sort of sensitive
stuff,
so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns,
carrying a six-pack of beer.
"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replied Bob.
"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"
"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told
her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says.
"Why?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered
the door, I asked her, ''are you Steve''s widow?''
''Widow?'', she said, ''no, no, you''re mistaken, I''m not
a widow!''
So I said: "I''ll bet you a six-pack you ARE!''"A BIZARRE INTERVIEW TECHNIQUEA man walks into a building and tells the
manager that
he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay,
but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot
get an erection while you are trying to join this group." The
man says O.K.
He is stripped of his clothing. A bell is tied around
his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men
who are also trying to join. Then a naked woman is sent
walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and
his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance
and is given this chance.
The woman walks by again and again the man''s bell rings
again. The manager says to the man, "Pick up your
stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization."
As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other
nine bells start ringing.