President Bush defended his actions in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Bush admitted that he was never told what “levees”
were before the destruction.
“I didn’t know what they were”, Bush said at a press conferenece this afternoon. “I though levees were something you used to get you car out of a ditch or something. I sure as hell wasn’t going to spend tax dollars to make sure peoples cars didn’t get stuck in ditches”.
“Even though I know what levees are now, I still stand by what I did”, Bush continued. “These are poor people we’re talking about. Most of these people didn’t have a pot to piss in. I had a
vacation coming up. What do you think I’m gonna do, ruin my vacation to help a few poor colored people? Would YOU do that?" Bush asked a
reporter.
"If I was President I would sir", the reporter replied.
"Well, that's why you're not President", Bush responded. "Next question?