1.There was a man who never romped or played. He never smoked or drank, nor kissed a girl. And he passed away, insurance was denied. Since he had never lived, they claimed he never died. So live it up. CHEERS
2. All desirable things in
life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! Story very similar to me
3.A highly successful flirt was once asked
Which one is ur best gurlfrnd ?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance. As i do.
4. If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist & now u.
5.No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell u... it''s none of ur business.
6.In order to get 100/100 in life, a man
requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4%
talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36.Is that u.
7.A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law.Same condition with me.
8. Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
I feel shame to write this
9.Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study!As i do
10.Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ''TWINS TWINS''.Is that u
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