1. What did the farmer say to the turkey around thanksgiving?Yes! Gobble, Gobble.
2.How do you get 5 elephants in a volkswagon!Very carefully. 3.Why is Jimmy Durante and Barbara Streisand real smart?Cause they nose everything. 4.Why do rhino''s paint there toe nails red?So you will not see them when hiding in the cherry patch. 5.What''s big gray and has 2 trunks?An elephant riding in a convertible.Why are spanish
people not allowed to work at the space shuttle?Because when they say on the loud speaker "LAUNCH" they all run out to lunch.Why do people wear glasses?Because they want to look smart. What goes wobble, wobble, wobble,wobble,wobble,KLUNK?wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble,wobble,KLUNK?A santapeed with a wooden foot. But seriously Folks....................................... ........................................................Doyou know what the word
communication means?Messages that are being sent. Communication is a way of saying something to another without speaking. You communicate.................................................................... Some may doodle, jabber,stradle, but truth be known we talk, we walk and we also draw. It''s all called communication. Many of us sing and dance, or paint, it''s all communication. Learning new words to go by.....................................1.Com prehension-Understanding.2.Skepticism-Disbe lief.3.Procrastinate-Postpone.4.Nauseous-Sickening. How about medical technical terms.1.Cranioplasty-A repair done of plastic on the skull.2.Eructation-Belching.3.Epiphora-Abnormal flow of excessive tears.4.Erythromycin- An antibiotic used in treating most diseases.5.Obese-Overweight.