Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I''ve seen some great pictures of Divine
Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh
replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has kyrocketed, she''s charging a small fortune." Bill (with a chuckle): "Hugh, money''s no object to me. What''s her
number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft." .