Air Force One Joke Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are sitting side by side as they are waiting for
Air Force One to take off. The
stewardess comes over and asks solicitously, "Can I get you a drink, Mr. President?"
Bill Clinton says cheerfully, "Why sure honey! I'll have a martini, please. Shaken not stirred. Ha ha ha!"
The stewardess smiles back and turns to the
Reverend Jackson, "And you, sir? Care for the same?"
"I'd rather be given a blowjob by a two-bit hooker than have liquor touch my lips," declares the teetotaler reverend dourly.
Hearing that, Bill Clinton tells the stewardess, "Cancel my order, please. I didn't know we ever have a choice on Air Force One."