>Poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping
spree.
>Don't go to a barber, but a
beauty salon.
can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my
friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
>And I don't have a
problem admitting I'm
lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause
I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
>Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
>Flowers are
okay,
But
jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a
problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you SICK!?!
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