Good Advice From Kids
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
-- Patrick,
age 10
"When your
dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?''
Don''t answer."
-- Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet''s not working."
-- Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes."
-- Randy, age 9
"Don''t pull Dad''s finger when he tells you to."
-- Emily, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don''t
let her brush your hair."
-- Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your
school assignment."
-- Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has
bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
-- Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
-- Kyoyo, age 11
"You can''t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
-- Amir, age 9
"Don''t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
-- Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
-- Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
-- Lauren, age 9
"Don''t pick on your sister when she''s holding a baseball bat."
-- Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she''s on the phone."
-- Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."
-- Eileen, age 8