classic jokes

Category 1 joke
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver''s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver''s window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I''m reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She''s knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I''m nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she''ll be sixteen."
Category 2 joke
An eight-year-old boy went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I''m going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn''t use this to wash your dog," said the grocer. "It''s very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he''ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it. A week later, the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said he was sorry, but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don''t think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"