What is a Kiss ?....Ans:...Here's how the professors of
different subjects define the same word (kiss) in different ways:...Prof.
of Algebra:Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing....Prof. of Geometry:Kiss is the shortest distance between four lips....Prof. of Physics:Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart....Prof. Of Chemistry:Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts....Prof. of Zoology:Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria....Prof of Islamic Studies:If legal it is the earner of "SAWAB" and if not, the pathway to "HABIA"....Prof. of Physiology:Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular is ores muscles in the state ofcontraction....Prof. of Dentistry:Kiss is infectious and antiseptic....Prof. of Accountancy:Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned....Prof. of Economics:Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply....Prof. of
Statistics:Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of36-24-36....Prof. of Philosophy:Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage forthe old....Prof. of English:Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper;it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all...Prof. of Computer Science:What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable....Prof. of Architecture:Kiss is a process, which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects....