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If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer

Newspaper Review by: snowdeer    


Write your abstract
here.
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say.
If a packet
hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't
hash.
Then your siutation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame, sir!
We'll find you
another game, sir!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the
mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of
Gauss, So
your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse, Then
you
may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as
I'm a
poet,
the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC.
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to
RAM
your
ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell
your
mom!
Published: July 18, 2006
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Comments & Reviews about If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer

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  1. 0 Ratings Thursday, July 20, 2006
    1

    preeti.dutta

    :)

    good one snowdeer

  2. 0 Ratings Friday, March 16, 2007
    2

    David Vannucci

    Blatent Copyright Infringement

    Give Credit where it is due, thank you Gene Ziegler.

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