Illegal Immigration is the new “in” thing again among news stations. It’s
like the Energizer bunny; it just keeps going
and going and going. Now, there’s
been lots of protest over the law that passed through the House of
Representatives, some marching and biblical references have been made but I, having
a much higher intellect than most people on the planet, am about to woo the
world with my words.
I am in favor of the house bill that has passed. No, I haven’t read it but I
trust Republicans. They would never, ever do our
country harm, at least not
anymore than they’ve already done. The one measure I did read and understand
was building some kind of wall on the border and I could not agree more. There
are too many
Illegal Canadians sneaking into our country. Put a wall on that
northern border, congress! I for one will not sit around…….. will not be silent
while Liberal Canadians silently creep into our country, disguised as ferocious
bears.
However, I am in favor
of a guest worker program. I’ll allow these illegal Canadians to assimilate and
become American citizens if they promise to uphold our laws, stop wearing bear
skins (It only attracts bears and makes the infestation worse) and if they vote
conservatively, by which I mean Republican. Bill O’Reilly for 2008! Even though
he’s not running, we need him in office! Why? Each year the new president seems
to be worse than the last and, in my humble yet highly superior opinion, Bill O’Reilly
is the only candidate in the US that qualifies. I encourage everyone to write
his name on the ballot. If 51% of the population does this, he will be put into
office and maybe he’ll finally get that Peabody award he’s always claimed he
had.