How to lose a guy in 10 days
If you want to lose a guy
in 10 days, like Kate Hudson did with Matthew McConaughey, you can. Of
course, they really did end up together after their ten days was up. It
was only done for a magazine article anyway, so if you want to do this
for real, then follow these steps. Remember, the easiest way to break up
with someone is just to tell them "I don't want to be with you
anymore." This requires a lot less effort, and is guaranteed to work.
- Try avoiding his phone calls, e-mails, and instant messages.
Have excuses ready like... "oh sorry I couldn't find my phone" - you
know the one you keep at your side at all times around him
- When you do talk to him, have nothing to say.
Have excited and vivid conversations with everyone else in the room. If
you get a phone call, walk out of the room and let him sit there.
- Say you are busy, act
busy like you have a lot of things to do, lots of errands to run,
working late or different extra hours, come home extra late, or running
late or whatever. Make him wait for you all of the time... never let him know when you will be anywhere near him.
- Try to pick every little detail and fight with him over it, insult him all of the time.
Make sure you take full advantage of anything he does for you and then
ignore him. Blame all fighting on him and act like you are so not
involved with anything he has to say back.
- Pull excuses about work
or a friend or running an extra errand than you forgot to do and that
you have extra dishes and chores and more cooking to do, and if he asks
to help you or clean for you or run your errands for you, let him do
them and when they are done be really tired from your day and go to bed.
- Embarrass him in public...
talk terribly about him when in a group of friends. Don't over do this,
it will make you look like that bad guy. Just one little under the
surface insult will reap HUGE rewards later.
- Have more fun with your friends, family, boss, ANYONE than you do with him, and make sure he knows it.
- Avoid physical affection.
This works best if you have been affectionate in the past with him. A
man NEEDS physical attraction - it is what lets them feel emotionally
close to a woman. Give lots of hugs, with pats on the back when they are
leaving... just to keep them off guard.
important - just make sure he can't fix anything for you, is always
trying to change you, suffocating you one minute and then ignoring you
the next. Make sure he is really convinced you are seeing someone behind his back, but then make him feel guilty for even mentioning it.