Which my spell checker won’t like! Also reference of Copyright at the BBC, Contender Entertainment etc. Etc. This truly is a viewing experience that leaves itself unforgettable!
Firstly I should mention that I currently have Seasons 2 and 4 at my premises. This leaves me wondering if everyone else just needs 1 & 3 or whether the Post Offices is Busy again??
Ok, so there’s a Bomb. Now, if it fails to go off then it’s a Big pat on the back to all these guys at MI5. However, if it Does explode then everyone throw themselves in the barrel of Sulphuric Acid. This will save a lot of camera footage of wonderfully nice interrogation!
Now the key to all this success is the Flash Guy. His name is usually Tom, Adam or Daniel or something like that. Big-Time Oxbridge education and seriously Nice cars. Also seems to be on his mobile a fair bit and treats danger like he’s stepped over the dog poo. However, it also seems that his work interferes with seducing the stunning women, so he finds an excuse to terminate employment so that he can fulfil his sex life. Don’t dream that he ever pops it!
Yep, there’s also Harry. He’s the guy that couldn’t meet his fantasies in the local Park, so he took a very senior job at MI5. However he (like me) wears a BIG Sign round his neck saying "Hit Me!" Which everyone is very willing to oblige. And he also his Major shares in various whiskey companies, not to mention a serious few contacts along Saville Row. Lucky Guy!
Then there’s Ruth. She just wondered into Thames House and suddenly noticed that she was working for the British Secret Service. She’s the one we’ve all Seen on the Tube, Train or Bus desperately explaining that she works for the BBC. Like, Yeah! We’re fooled my dear!
Another essential part is the spider-webbed areas of Westminster that are included. These guys you just do what the F they say and get On with it! At lease it seems a good idea once you start to notice how they play games with agents of this calibre. Oh, Bless the Politics!
And so they’re All looking for Yismali. He (perhaps) might be a Muslim. At least they vaguely Suggest that! He knows quite a few Other Muslims that are up to no good. And when they get Really lucky they get to blow the brains out of one of the guys I just mentioned.
The Mobile phone rings again. It’s time to Red Flash the Entire team. (Well you certainly wouldn’t hurry to Pink Flash them!) But don’t worry, it’s all about to end with the Bad guys rounded up and everyone cracking a really useless joke that’s supposed to get us to believe!
But the Real stars of this number are the gadgets. You should see what they can do. You just wish, occasionally, that they would All start pumping out the cyanide instead of Some of them! You DO start to realise that if they want to know what you’re doing they just Can!!
And a quick thought for the innocent member of the Public that is trapped in Their World for just a few days. It seems they can guarantee a Coffee as well as a fancy trip to the Asylum!
My conclusion is we get what we pay for. And if our tax is going on security in This fashion then I suggest we’re all in line for a chunky Rebate! But who watches the... Oh, God! TN07