Getting Older Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can''t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can''t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, I''m glad I don''t have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I''ll get it!"