Three pastors of a certain denomination - an American, Chinese and a Jamaican - were having some difficulty making a decision regarding their Sunday church offering; specifically, which portion they should keep as salary, and which portion should go to the Lord.
The American said, “Whenever I collect the offering and the service is through, after church I put the money in a box, go outside, take a stick and draw a line on the floor and throw the money in the air. Whatever falls on the right is for the Lord and whatever falls on the left is mine.”
The Chinese said, “I put money in box, I don’t draw line, I draw circle! I stand in centre, throw box with money in air, whatever fall on outside is mine and what fall inside is for Lord.”
The Jamaican then replied, “Mi naw draw a circle, mi naw draw a line. All I do is put de money inna a box and fling it inna de air…whateva de Lord want, Him betta grab it fast cause what drop on de groung a fi mi!!”