I've always been an intellectual of acclaim.. All through my life I could remember half of the alphabets without revising
em again and again.. I've always believed that once I learn something I can never forget it.. like how to sit, how to stand and how to perform other functions.. I was doing great, breathing all time without forgetting it, pumping blood in my body all the time.. I was good at everything, hell I even did all that while sleeping.. but my extreme talents are not what the story is about.. This is about the thoughts I never penned down.. Thoughts I never saw being materialised.. thoughts that would leave a better mark in this world than the ass print on my chair in the puny cubicle.. Thoughts that give me a hope of coming to life one day..
1. I
wonder what would
happen if one distributes magnums to everybody with no strings attached.. This would be an awesome way to control the population AND prove that the survival of the fittest is true..
2. I used to wonder what would happen if every tom dick and harry can make his own ammendments in the constitution.. but thanks to some tom dicks and harry's I've seen it happen..
3. I wonder what will happen if the debate which has been going on for years now as to what came first- the egg or the hen os settled.. would the world stop revolving?? or would the winner (egg for instance) be awarded first prize and sent on a world tour to eradicate aids and poverty??
4. Wonder what will happen if the earth stopped for a second and started rotating backwards like all the movies.. technically time should move backwards, dead people should come alive and children should go back where they came from.. computers should disintegrate (better technology first) and finally when all has settled down we can actually find out whose fault is it that we are here.. adam or eve's (I still think it was gods mood swings that made him punish both for nothin.. )
5. Man has evolved from single celled organisms to the creature he is now.. (cant say that bout women) but then have any of you wondered why has the evolution stopped.. why has not man grown bigger and developed wings or microprocessors for brains?? Something went wrong down the line which made it stop and I intend to find it.. what is it that we missed out?? a whole world was created outta two guys for one sin.. then why cant a single person be punished by sprouting wings?? We've been continuing sinning ever since haven't we??
6. I wonder what would happen if man began to think?? Till date only one guy had used a little more brain than he was supposed to and every kid in school abuses him, every college kid respects him, every professor envies him, every IT guy blanks him out and every researcher wants a piece of his mind.. literally..
On a personal level I wonder about a lot of things..
7. What will happen if I become invisible.. where will I go first?? a bank? a restaurant? levi's showroom? or the bathroom??
8. What will happen if I fit a jet's propulsion in my bike.. Whether My dad'll enjoy the ride or disown me?? If the cops in india would catch me for speeding?? if I could patent it and make millions?? if i'll get to claim the insurance on the bike?? being in insurance I should know that but honestly I dont..
9. What will happen if I start saving money and not splurge it on fermented drinks and dried up leaves.. Would I live forever?? would I be able to help trump out with his financial problems? would I be able to buy antarctica ??
10. Wonder what will happen if you put some girls in an airtight room with either a karan johar flick or Taare zaamen par playing inside.. whether they'll die of suffocation or drowning..
11. What will happen if you paint a bulls eye on your boss's trousers and hand out darts to all your friends.. whether your artistic skill's be appreciated or hierarchy creeps in out of no where in an 'open culture'..
And finally what would the world come to if people actually start doing some work instead of whiling away their time like me..
I'm sure everyone has some questions unanswered, questions that come to our mind only for a fleeting second and dont seem like they matter.. I'm sure you've all been jobless at some point of time..
Cheers,
$rini