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Office Jerks

Article Summary by: Srini171985    

Original Author: Frank
Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office cubicle:
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"It''''s okay: I''''m still billing the client."
·         "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
·         "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time- management course you sent me to."
·         "I was working smarter, not harder."
·         "Whew! I must a left the top off the liquid paper."
·         "I wasn''''t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
·         "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
·         "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
·         "I''''m in the management training program."
·         "I''''m actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last management seminar you made me attend."
·         "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
·         "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
·         Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
·         "Darnn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
·         "The coffee machine is broken."
·         "Someone must''''ve put decaf in the wrong pot."
·         "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won''''t wear off!"
·         "It worked well for Reagan, didn''''t it?"
·         "I was cross-training for telecommuting."
·         "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
·         "Wasn''''t sleeping. Was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."
·         "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun, so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."
·         "Geez, I thought you were gone for the day."
Published: February 15, 2008
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  1. 0 Ratings Friday, February 15, 2008
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    sree

    LOL after a long gap...

    Really hillarious....to see a post like this after a long hiatus....nice comical post...

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