JOKES
FATHER- How was your Examination? SON- I wrote all the answer. FATHER-Were the questions easy? SON-I
don’t know, ask Peter who was sitting in front of me.
JOKES
The mother put a few slices of bread into some milk and asked her daughter to have it. Her daughter replied, “The bread drank all the milk. What will I have?”
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Teacher: Somu, why didn’t you do your homework?
Somu : Sir, I was not feeling well.
Teacher: This is not a good excuse.
Somu : Then, please suggest to me a better one.
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Amit : I am going to
watch T.V.
John : There is no current, how will you watch?
Amit : I will watch T.V. by lighting a candle.
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Teacher : can you tell me the future tense of , “I have committed a robbery”?
Rahul : that’s easy- The answer is, “you will go to jail”.
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Patient: “
Doctor will I be able to
read after wearing glasses?” Eye Doctor: “Yes, why not!” Patient: “Thank you doctor. I have been illiterate for so many years.”
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Ramu: Rahul, what is pineapple?
Rahul: It is a fruit, which has neither pine nor apple.
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Teacher: Rahul, who is carpenter?
Rahul: One who pants the car.
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Teacher: What travels faster, heat or cold?
Babloo: Heat because we catch cold.
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Sohan: The teacher doesn’t like what I am
making.
Mohan: Oh! But what are you making?
Sohan: Mistakes.
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Kiran: Abhi I have lost my pet dog.
Abhi: Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?
Kiran: Don’t be silly. She can’t read.
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