A young married man provides these "regulations" to his new wife:
1 °: I get up whenever I want and I''ll sleep when I want!
2 °: When I''m back from work, the house must be impeccably clean and my dinner ready!
3 °: On weekends, I go out with my friends and I decide the time I come back!
Any questions?
His new wife replied "no", and said very calmly:
-- I only have one rule: "Here we fuck every evening at seven o''clock that you werewhether you are here or not!"