John: “Joseph how many times I have to come for $ 10 given to you as loan?”
Joseph : What, … When did you give? Where is the evidence?
John wrote a
letter to Joseph stating to repay $ 100 given by him as loan if not he will take legal action
Joseph read the letter, and in reply he, addressed a letter toglad to read ththat he has to pay only $ 10 and not $ 100 as he had written.
John felt glad to read the contents and to show Joseph as an evidence and demand.
As the festivals approaching, “Free” Boards before the shops raise.
Pick one, one Free. But several people do not know that the cost of
Free things have already included with the original cost of the thing we intend to purchae.
“From tomorrow letters not send Ravi in rickshaw”
“Why”?”
“But, how about sending him to school!?”
I will go with him, I will have a walk also.”
“That’s alright! “Why all these introduction?”
“Don’t abuse the way of saving, let us purchase dining table….”
“If I am not fortunate to have my food on the dining table”
“Why?”
Great Jokes
“The reent of the
house has been increased by $ 15” from this month.”
She was stunned, she did not close her month opened
Mary & Pasty
Mary : (25 years old) How are you Pasty?
Pasty; “Oh Mary, How are you here?”
Mary : “I am a nurse in the hospital”
A criminal came to an advocate and told in a humble manner, “ Thihave even a
single s
time I do not have even single paise, even when I searched the whole house I got nothing except the tractor,……any way this time you have to save me”
Advocate asked: What! Having a
tractor in your house, you are saying you do not have even single paise, how can I believe?”
Criminal: “Sir, what I have to tell you is… this time I have cught by the police for having stolen this tractor.”.
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