Laughter - Way of Life
G. Ravishankar
Laughter Is the BestMedicine?:It turns out that laughter
might just be the best medicine.Especially for diabetes.
New research in Japan shows that achuckle helps the body
process blood sugar. A study of type 2diabetes the most
common form of the disease -- found thatlaughter was linked
to lower blood sugar levels after a meal.
There was a police constable who was a high-handed person.
One day a street dog bit him. When he went to the
municipal dispensary for an anti-rabbies injection, the
nurse there tried to pull his leg. With mock astonishment,
she said, “ Inspector Sir, you are such a powerful person,
How could street dog bite you?”
The policeman responded, “I was not in
uniform at that time”
The people at the gathering laughed. But one of the
ladies asked me,”What do you mean? If the poiceman wa in
uniform, wouldn’t the dog have bitten him? Can the dog
distinguish between a police uniform and a bus conductor’s
uniform>” And so on?
John: “Joseph how many times I have to come for $ 10
given to you as loan?”
Joseph : What, … When did you give? Where is the evidence?
John wrote a
letter to Joseph stating to repay $ 100 given
by him as loan if not he will take legal action
Joseph read the letter, and in reply he, addressed a letter
toglad to read ththat he has to pay only $ 10 and not $ 100
as he had written.
John felt glad to read the contents and to show Joseph as
an evidence and demand.
As the festivals approaching, “
Free” Boards before the
shops raise.
Pick one, one Free. But several people do not know that
the cost of free things have already included with the
original cost of the thing we intend to purchae.
“From tomorrow letters not send Ravi in rickshaw”
“Why”?”
“But, how about sending him to school!?”
I will go with him, I will have a walk also.”
“That’s alright! “Why all these introduction?”
“Don’t abuse the way of saving, let us purchase dining
table….”
“If I am not fortunate to have my food on the dining table”
“Why?”
Great Jokes
“The reent of the house has been increased by $ 15” from
this month.”
She was stunned, she did not close her month opened
Mary & Pasty
Mary : (25 years old) How are you Pasty?
Pasty; “Oh Mary, How are you here?”
Mary : “I am a nurse in the hospital”
So, enjoy the humorous experience!!!
>Well, I gave him a few pointers and the various price
ranges at each and he seeemd very pleased with the
information. Then he said, "I really like your, your..."
and then then just stammered as he pointed at my crotch.
The tobacconist then teasingly said "I hope your meaning
his sporran, otherwise he's got his kilt up too high while
he's sitting!"
Needless to say we all got a good laugh. I then learned
from another older guy there that there is a kilt shop in
Old Town Alexandria called the Scottish Merchant. They've
got a website but don't do any online sales. I plan on
going there this weekend and I'll let everyone know what
it's like.