Sharing Funny experience
G. Ravishankar
I was contributing articles for publication in newspapers.
Seeing the articles, my friend Tommy said, “ I am also
writing.. but my name is not published in any of papers Mr.
John!.
“Please do not be disappointed you continue writing one day
or the other day; some newspapers will publish your name.
Did you not read the proverb “perseverance is the best
teacher? Please have faith in my words”.
After some time, John came to our house in a hurry … and
gave a cover and told.
Your assurance came to light Mr. John, “my name has
appeared.”
“In which paper” I asked Mr. Tommy
“It’s my invit-tation.
History teacher, speaking about Napoleon “ hear me foolish
follows… do you know how brave Napoleon… He earned a great
name for his bravery at the age of sixteen.
You are all here… unless follows.”
A mischievous, naughty boy from the backbench, immediately
said “Sir, at his fiftieth year he became an emperor (to
the teacher). How about you? “The whole class began
Laughing. The teacher’s face is shamelessly changed and he
behaved as though he had eaten asafetida.
Myself and my friend David were waiting for the bus. After
finishing office duty, we were fond of making fun through
jokes with girls.
One girl was standing by our side, neatly dressed.
David, immediately went to her and asked, Madam I remember
that I have seen you somewhere…”
She immediately “Why are you worried… I am a nurse in the
mental hospital.
Everyday I am seeing persons like you.
But those who are discharged from the hospital usually do
not behave like this. But how did you escape from there?
All the people who were there began to laugh.
The famous advocate after arguing in the court for all the
day just entered his home. Despite their daily routine
work, who don’t have interest about their family? As soon
as the advocate entering into house saw that their five-
year son was weeping continuously since a long time. As
the time was fast approaching the arrival of her husband
the mother of the child was very busy in
preparing “delicious food” in the kitchen with much
perspiration over her face. Just after sensing the smell
of “food” the advocate having understood the situation and
having tired to console the child giving a packet of
chocolate and asked,
“Why are you weeping my dear child?”
The child said amid weeping, “See dad here…. Mummy hit over
my thigh with hot ladle shouting not to enter the kitchen!”
“Oh. I see. Is the case so? Then I won’t argue against
it. That’s the decision of Supreme Court. There the case
ends. Then there will not be any question to ask in the
high court!”