Two little boys Tommy and George are sharing a room in hospital. as they are gettimg to know each other a little bitTommy
asked, what are you in for? im
getting my tonsils out and i am a little bit worried. dont worry about it, says Tommy, i had my tonsils out and it was a blast, i got to eat all the ice creamm and jelly i wanted for three weeks. ho yeah said George, that doesent sound to bad. how about you what are you in for. im getting a circumcision? cries George. jeez good luck i got one of those when i was a baby and i couldnt walk for two years
a woman went out at night leaving her husband at home. she came back late with avery exspensife necklass round her neck. where did you get that from? asked her husband. i wone it
playing bingo said his wife. the following night shes of again.she comes back this time waring a white fair jacket, before you say anything i won it playing bingo. the third night shes of again. this time she is very late back, and her husband is standing at the front door.when she drives up in awhit merc, dont tell me you won tha t playing bingo. never mind how i got that. i want you to go and run me a hot bath, this he douse, when she gouse in tha bathroom she sees there is hardly any water in the bath. what is this i cant have a bath in that amount of water. well i didnt want your bingo card getting wet
An English bobby comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men. hello. hello.hello, he says. his wife whines,what@ no hello for me