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Shvoong Home>Arts & Humanities>The 20 worst lines to pick up women and their 20 best answers Summary

The 20 worst lines to pick up women and their 20 best answers

Book Summary   by:Marques Valentissimo     Original Author: unknown
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This abstract was translated from Os 20 Piores Piropos e as 20 Melhores Respostas
 
The 20 worst lines to pick up women and their 20 best answers.Line: How I wish I was that ice cream!Answer: Besides being frozen, you'd like to have a stick up yours too?Line: If beauty was a crime, you'd be sentenced for life.Answer: If bem faithful was a crime, you'd be sentenced to death.Line: You're too beautiful. There's only one thing wrong about you. Your mouth is too far away from mine.Answer: Higiente purpose.Line: What's the fastest way into your heart?Answer: Plastic surgery, brain wash and about three months in a gymn.Line: You're the most beautiful of flowers, a rose. Would you like to bloom in my garden?Answer: I'd die of thirst with the size of your watering can.Line: I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you.Answer: What a coincidence, I didn't believe in hauntingsLine: I love your mouth, it must taste lovely. Can I taste it?Answer: Sure you can.. (spit in the floor and walk away)Line: If I had a mother like you, I would have breast fed until I was thirty.Answer: If I had a son like you I'd send him away to the circus.Line: God, I didn't know dolls could walk.Answer: God, I didn't know monkeys could talk.Line: Hello, does the puppy have a phone?Answer: Yes, why? Is your mother horny?Line: Is this seat taken?Answer: No, and this one won't be either if you dare to sit there.
Line: So, what do you do in life?Answer: I'm a transvesti.Line: Haven't I seen you somewhere else before?Answer: Sure! I'm a receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic, don't you remember?Line: Haven't we met somewhere else before?Answer: Yes, that's exaclly why I don't go there anymore.Line: Shall we go to my place or your place?Answer: Both! You'll go yours and I'll go mine.Line: Well, let's cut it out. We're in this club for one sole purpose.Answer: That's right, to pick up women.Line: I want to give my whole self to you.Answer: I'm sorry, I'm not begging.Line: If I could see you naked, I'd die a happy man.Answer: If I could see you naked, I'd die for laughing so hard.Line: Are you searching for good company?Answer: Yes, but you around it will be much harder.
Published: February 18, 2007   
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