Would you go for perpetual wealth or your soulmate?Did that get your attention? I want to sound like I have sufficient knowledge
in composing
abstracts, but if truth be told, I cannot, for the life of me, write a summary on someone else's work. Hmm. Maybe that's why I ended up hanging by my pinkie in Literature class. But enough about me.Which reminds me, I am B-A-D at conjuring up catchy titles to dub my compositions with.What's that? Yeah, I know. I'm glad they don't have title bars here or I would've been kicked off this site even before I can catch your attention with my oh-so-cool
opening line. (Wink.)I read an average person's attention span is about 20 minutes. Have I used up my stay? Well, judging by the way I beat around the bush trying to sound clever, I'd say I used up my welcome right after the third paragraph.'Don't be so smug,' you say. 'You lost me after your oh-so-cool opening line.'(Wink.)