The One and Only True Message...
Is Our Lord, Jesus Christ. Allow your heart to open to him and you will receive salvation. Let your soul be filled with his love and you shall be one step closer to his True Kingdom!
And so it goes... On and On. I mean who Are these guys? Are they on Cannabis? Probably most of them are. Notice the guy that looks like a total pedophile is running the whole show! This is the guy that everyone is paying lip service to and he belongs in Broadmoor!
But of course the church is a part of All of our lives whether we like it or not. This only allows for Islam to swear in more and more interesting ways to rid the earth of us filth. Perhaps we should include in sermons a message to rid the world of Islam. But we don’t. We accept other religions as they pass the word of God in a way that is SO Entertaining!
There has been the occasional War. This has sort of been a bit more than the mutants and the humans. Some of these have been rather nasty and caused all Sorts of troubles. In fact if you take a protractor to the centre of Europe and try and go in Any direction without running into the site of a Christian War then you are doing better than all my School mates Were!
Now there Is the occasional Lecture. These tend to be from someone who is Way too closely associated with the Pedophile. But never mind. He has a lot of Good Things to say. He will teach you about the Rain of God’s love and the passion of the Christ. He will remind you that you are as important in the whole scheme of the things as everyone else. He will proclaim that as a Christian you are a believer and because you yawned you are blessed. Well, maybe?
Next he will hand over to the band. Just when you were starting to think of Not Braining yourself, the music starts. Ok. I’d better be careful here. It Does depend on the nature of the occasion. Some music associated with these guys is a little bit truly "Special" I Must admit!
But Not with this guy on the acoustic guitar and the electric piano fed through the amplifier. In this case you sense Sir Edward (again) turning in his grave. You sort of are led through a kind of musical Derren Brown experience (no offence) that gets you running so fast for the doors and the fag break that you drop your lighter. And as for what’s in the "join in with this bit" box - some of the Stuff that’s in there! Help! But you pick one up and do your "Best".
At this point one of the little monsters totally Loses it. Now you’ve heard a small one crying in the street. Nope. These tears are of the kind that would summon Icarus. This miniature guy or doll has completely "Gone"! But it all gets better when the World finally Ends.
And that’s all wrapped up with a final bow our heads whilst hurling our thoughts upwards bit. So the whole Disneyland experience comes to a close with nothing having improved around us! We’ve all spent two hours not making One piece of "real change" at all. Anywhere!
But that is the whole Trick of the show! Whilst nothing is a blind bit different we all feel that we have reminded ourselves that we Are Special because we do know the definition of Faith!
My conclusion is that Some of the time you get what you pay for. And there was definitely a part of the whole scenario that included the accountant! Did you miss it?! No! Tim N. ‘06.