ESPN.com continues to seemingly become more and more arrogant every day. Every day I apply for a writing job for their website
and every day they send me extremely rude e-mails that explain that I am under-qualified for any such job and that if I continue to contact them on the matter they will deny me access to their site from my personal computer. Like I couldn't just go to an internet cafe or something. I don't know who they
think they're dealing with, but they haven't met with the likes of Panda DeClaire if they think something like that is all it takes to get rid of me. You can ask the corpses of literally thousands of young women in the desert near Juarez in Chihuahua Mexico and they'll all tell you that it isn't nearly enough. By the way, if you run across a couple of young boys, those aren't mine. There's this dude, uh... Boxley... who is always dumping young boys' bodies out there, but I've never done anything quite so disgusting in all of my life. I do not engage in the abomination of God that is Gaydom. I will never respect or give equal opportunity or give deserved rights or look into the steamy blue eyes, that can melt a man's soul with a single sighting, of a gay man. So, I guess that the point I'm trying to present is that I am an honorary member of the ESPN.com team and should be recognized as such despite an obvious lack of any insignia or proof otherwise that I actually am. If that's wrong or
stupid then maybe I'm wrong and stupid. Or, maybe that makes life itself wrong and stupid. And, based on said assumption, I think we should realize that life is pointless and that recognizing one fake member of an online organization really holds no bearing on the colossal stupidity that is our galaxy of jackassery. Thank you.