Blonde Affairs is a satirical video skit done in school. It is "a current affairs program realating to blone issues".
The first news story is about a woman who had her cosmopolitan stolen a year prior. When asked about it Courtney cries about her stolen cosmo. The interviewer tells her that they are there to cover the real significant stories.
Courtney dreamily recalls the thief being tall, with blue eyes.
Next affair is a girl forced to live in a shopping center due to being a shopaholic. After going bankrupt she is forced to live in the shopping center, longing to try on clothes. They interview people at the mall about there opinions about it.
Another story is about a woman who refuses to get a makeover.