Zephyr Hills. We all know them. We all sort of have some sort of opinion about them. But let me tell you-you know nothing
until you've seen their website. Let me break it down for you:
First, there's their home page. Right on the home page they have a section for mail order delivery (in case you'll be thirsty in six to eight weeks) and a couple of pictures that, excepting the adverts for their new bottle designs, don't have anything to do with water at all.
Next we move on to the our products page. Of course, this is the page that shows you all their product types, but when you think about it there really aren't any differences in the product types except the bottle shapes. In fact, if you mouse over them, you get to see them and read the
little speech bubbles that they have over them like I'm stackable! and I'm sporty! Yeah, I'm sorry you had to hear that. You can even click on them to learn more. But I wouldn't.
Next we move onto the promotions page. Here they show you the big Zephyr Hills sweepstakes that's currently. When I went there, you could actually win a trip for TWENTY to Florida. I have no idea why you would want to send twenty perfectly good people to their deaths in Florida, but that's why I don't work for Zephyr Hills.
After that there's the info-packed know H2O page. That's right, a page with everything you ever needed to know about water-how much you need, where it comes from, why Zephyr Hills is so much better than normal water, etc. etc. You know, corporate propaganda that those greedy water companies want you to think.
Speaking of propoganda, we now move onto the we care page. Here you can learn about how Zephyr Hills is just a bunch of good ol' boys at heart that are, as they put it, corporate citizens, and they even have pictured of them helping little children to learn things with Zephyr Hills.
Finally, there's the about page. There you can learn about the
wonderful history of Zephyr Hills and why it's just so darned wonderful. So, if you're in the mood for a good laugh, you MUST see this site. I say again, you must.