Abstract by Anonymous (600 words)
Published On: Monday, March 26, 2007
Good morning, good after noon,
good evening. This is your correspondent writing form the very capital of Hell. In the rare moment of spare time, if you should permit, may this impediment arise. I have been
looking for a job on the Internet. That, off ocurse was due to my unpredictable life style. But, let`s get to the point - how to get a job through the Internet. My first thought concerning that was to run through the job advertisments (working.com, jobs.com )all of them addressing most profoundly to any frustrated worker or unemplyed person with their appealing and flashing names) and hundreds of such places the Internet is aboundant with, if not even thousands.A hundred offers appeared for me, and more. Unfortunately, the mentioned offers reffered to other persons; persons who already had their jobs, yes, heavenly gardens,their own shops, expensive cars, waches, etc. Everything I need and everything I cannot have to be in such an elevated state.
"Register here, join our community, become a part of our family. We will forward your mail with spam , you will be inclosed in the list which we show to our advertisers to fur our wallets with cash."Please, pardon my unappropriate language and law expessions which make me sick too, but it slipped my tongue (and fingers). But where to begin from, how did I ever got involved with this grand uninteresting sham? I see now, this is not a place for students, this probably is not a paid article.Yes, I am on the right track now, those were for job finders in other countries. Genius provides all the publicity, and all I have to do is to sign in. A demonlike creature with sharp horns is looking at his watch. They pay him too see that I am aware of time limitation, so that I woudn`t need to give him what`s left of my poor possesion, only to let me stay a moment longer in the closing ciber-cafe. This is an endless list, dosens of questions, come on, I don`t want my personal data to take you so long. Lord knows if this is worth anything. I must rush, I am running out of time." Where would you like to
work?"I only want to work!"How many languages can you speak", but I only want to work. At last it is over, send, send. Run like the wind, as if chased by a devil. But the month and year are spelled incorrectly. Error: postal code for Hell does not exist!How come, when I live in it? They tell me to correct my carriculum. My time has run out! I have to get out, quickly. The night begins to look more depressed than ever. I must part from you. Good night, good evening, good afternoon to you, my correspodent in Pandemonium.