The website Shvoong.com is a new-age site that allows you to interact as a reader or as a writer. You may have heard of it, they use an item called an abstract which means something that I don't know. In order to write an abstract you must be able to write boring drivel ranging from 300 to 900 words. If you can't do that you'd better stick to being a reader. Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja! Just kidding. Actually, it is my experience that to be a successful abstract writer here at Shvoong.com, all you need to be able to do is churn out a random assortment of letters that you construct whimsically into word fragments and slowly dissolve your soul into what are known as sentences and paragraphs. Any Tom, Dick or Fred Astaire can do that. Isn't that right, Hollywood celebrity, David Brenner? Yeah, I guess. David; pure comedic gold. Pure comedic gold. You are a timeless gem lost under the rough unfortunate weave patterns of a prehistoric embankment in the whiskey bottle of Yahweh's ever-present soul. Yeah, I guess. David. Stop before your shell-of-a- human-being routine causes me to burst into flames, completely taken unawares by the unimaginable force of humanity at it's purest and most disgustingly putrid form. What did you eat; rotten baby flesh and cucumbers with gorilla shit? Honestly! That's just disgusting.
And so, I'll leave you with this, my faithful patronage of viewers, unknowingly feeding into my every urge, my every push, pull and pin, my every titilating yet sinful expression, slowly causing my worldwide empire to grow into its full potential of complete and utter domination of all of humanity and every of its whims, Shvoong.com is a good website that makes you think about things and if you go to it it will make you think about things and you will be happy forever. You know why right? That's right Marcus; because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. And we all lust for power. Complete, overriding, self-validating power.