Benefits of Smoking

We have been hearing all about the dangers of smoking, we have been seeing adwards and the sign boards and warning signals to quit smoking, that it kills.
Everything in this world has its own pros and cons, and here no body wants to discuss the benefits of smokin which i m going to put light on.
BENEFIT 1:
Smoking improves the human information processing system, than the people who do not smokes that is their mind process the information more faster. According to a research many surgeons and doctors smoke because of their hectic schedule and the information that they have to process too fast. Bussiness man and decision makers are also in a wide number of smoking cigaretes. The Department of Psychologyin England have researched that higher nicotine are more effective in information processing than the lower nicotine cigaretes.
BENEFIT 2:
Various research have been carried out and it has been known that smokers are thinner than the non smokers , even ingesting more calories. So people who are fat and working their ass off in the gym juz to get thin and smart, just smoke.
BENEFIT 3:
A research conducted in the Outpatient Clinic in Boston that the smokers have less plague, gingival inflammation, and tooth mobility than non smokers.
BENEFIT4:
It is a fact that smokers have lower incidence of postoperative deep vein thrombosis than non smokers. It is hard to understand by a lay man that what it is this term. Thrombosis refers to the formation of a thrombus that is blood clot in a deep vien, most commonly in a thigh or a calf.
BENEFIT 5:
Shanghai Institute of Cardivasculiar disease have performed a research that Hypertension is less common in smokers than non smokers. Hypertension refers to the rise of blood pressure chronically which is very harmful and may result into a heartattack and death.
BENEFIT 6:
A research conducted by the University of Tasmania (Australia) said that Postpartum Hemorrhage is are lower in smokers. Postpartum hemorrhage refers to the blood loss in a vaginal delivery, and medical doctors have termed this as highly life threatning.
BENEFIT 7:
It is also been found out that Red blood cells from smokers contain more Glutathione and catalase which protect lung endothilial cells from Hydrogenper oxide.
BENEFIT8:
It has been found out that Smoking is beneficial in protecting against Parkiinson''s disease.
This disease is degenrative disorder of the central nervous system that often slows down the physical movement and speech, and in extreme cases a total breakdown of the physical movement.
BENEFIT 9:
Smokers have a low prevalance of Ulcerative Colitis. It is a form of inflammatory bowel disease, especially of the large intestine that includes ulcers or open sores in the colon. Non Smokers and especially ex smokers are in a greater risk of this disease.
BENEFIT 10:
This might be of great interest to the readers that the WHO financed the second largest report in the history of second hand passive smoking to prove its dangers. But the study backfired and showed that there was no statistical risk of disease in passive smoking. Not surprisingly but it has been said that the WHO tried to hide this from the media but wasnt succesful.
BENEFIT 11:
A survey conducted in Australia showed that 91.8% of those who never smoked reported long term illness than 89% of the smokers who reported long term illness.
BENEFIT 12:
A survey conducted in Australia for people above 45 years found that 6.7 % of the people suffered from heart disease and those were non smokers as compared to 6 % of the smokers and 11 % of ex smokers.
BENEfit 13:
A survey in Australia also found out that 11% of the people above 45 years suffered hypertension who were smokers versus the 27% of non smokers.
BENEFIT 14:
A survey in Australia also found out that individuals above 45 years found that 38.9% of smokers were over weight than that of 44.1% of non smokers.
Ts article is not written to encourage the non smokers to smoke but just to show people if there are dangers there are benefits too and i just listed 14 benefits of smoking to answer the critics.