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Microsloshed Corporation of Smoke'em, Washington
introduces
the most fantabulous operating system overlay ever, a
high-
performance GUI (Generally Useless Interface) that will
transform your measly
old command-line driven PC into a
state-of-the-art multitasking system!
o Microsloshed Walls frees you from the worries of
incompatible hardware--in fact, if any part of your
computer is in the tiniest respect different from an
original IBM PC, Microsloshed Walls will pretend it
doesn't
exist and lock up when you try to install the drivers--
automatically!
o Complicated and cumbersome command-line functions
have
been replaced by simple, intuitive mouse-driven
commands
without confusing options or user-burdening
functionality.
o Microsloshed Walls
version 3.0 is a major step
forward--
boldly abandoning the restraints of compatibility with
either DOS or Walls 2.9
applications while not
making you
waste your time learning new features or capabilities.
o Conventional DOS
programs are limited to a mere 640K
of
memory; Microsloshed Walls will use up every last byte
of
memory on your computer and more!
o Microsloshed Walls provides your programs with a
uniform
user interface so simple and easy to use that all your
applications will look and act exactly the same.
Whether
you're using a telecommunications package or a
compiler,
you'll be completely unable to tell them apart!
o Several of the functions of the Microsloshed
applications
you've grown to love under DOS will still work some of
the
time under Walls and a variety of Microsloshed products
are
very nearly supported by Microsloshed Walls including
Expell, QuirkC, QuirkBASIC, QuirkPascal, and
QuirkRATFOR.
o The popular word processing program Microsloshed Wart
has
been fully updated and modified just for Walls, making
it
totally unlike Microsloshed Wart while still retaining
the
same name.
o Microsloshed Walls includes its own special version
of
QEMMMM (Quirky
Extraneous Massive Memory Multi-Mangler)
converting your system's extraneous memory into
impacted
memory which can be more efficiently wasted by Walls.
We guarantee that, when you install Microsloshed Walls
on
your computer, you'll kiss your old DOS prompt goodbye.
In
fact, after just one session with Microsloshed Walls,
you
may never use any of your old programs again.
Microsloshed. Software that makes your computer
obsolete. ...
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