MARRIAGE IS:
.the triumph of hope over experience;
.the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
.the only permanent cure for love;
.a
process much like a criteria-you carefully look over the
choices, select what looks the best and pay later;
.the only adventure open to cowardly;
.a group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two
slaves, making in all two;
.in Nigeria, is the only legal method of suppressing freedom of
speech;
.the continuous process of getting used to things you never
expected;
the process of finding out the kind of babe your
husband would
have preferred;
.a legal custom which turns a woman into the captive audience
of her husband...
.a very good way to promote civilization;
.the triumph of hope over experience;
.a word which implies commitment to a course;
.the alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays
and the other who never forgets them;
.a condition where most wives get what they never expected and
must husbands expect what they never get;
.the process that turns a female from attraction to distraction;
.made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;
.something which is called a feast-unfortunately; sometimes the
appetizer is better than the main course;
.is a thing whose compatibility can be achieved,when the man
makes a living; while the woman makes the living worthwhile;
.something that changes the demeanour of a driver-there is no
longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel. (culled
from, lifestorywriting.com)