While on tour at the Palace of Versailles, Mr. Bean would mistake a swimming pool and take a dip.
While sightseeing, he'd realize that he really needs some deodorant-which he left back in his hotel room! So he'd buy two loaves of French bread to put under his arms in the meantime.
He would head to the south of France for some sun and sand-but still keep his trademark suit on at the beach!
He's take his rubber ducky for a little swim in the Seine. Of course, it would get swept away by a strong current and he's have to swim after it!
A trip to France isn't complete without a taste of escargot! After the initial shock of finding out that this French delicacy is actually made up of snails, Mr. Bean would "rescue" one by slipping it into his pocket and trying to keep it as a pet.
On a tour of the Louvre, Mr. Bean would see Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting, The Mona Lisa, and paste a picture of his own face on it!
He'd run into some mime artists in Paris, challenge them to a mime contest-and win.
You'd think everybody would be able to recognize the Eiffel Tower immediately, but Mr. Bean would mistake it for an huge antenna and try to connect his TV to it.
On a visit to the church of Notre Dame, he'd clime the bell tower and start swinging around like Quasimodo!
The tour de France is one of the biggest events in the country, and everyone turns up to cheer on his or her favorite cyclist Mr. Bean would give the cyclist some moral support by lending them Teddy during the event,
He'd have dinner at a really elegant restaurant and order a flmbe'ed dish-except he doesn't know that a flambe' would mean hes meal would be on fire when it's served to him, so he'll keep putting it out with his glass of wine.
Mr. Bean would get mistaken for a celebrities-without knowing what's actually going on!