Oddly enough I popped into see a professional friend and she admired my French ear rings which I got for my promotion lunch at the Hilton a few months back and as I said to her my book has sold in Ireland. But the point my friend made was .. where are your pearls? Well! I never, they were only costume theatre pearls anyway and besides they went with the divorce so I gave up that side of life and bought something a little more shall I venture forth .. suitable for the poet in residence! But imagine my surprise to see Camilla The Duchess of Cornwall in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster visiting Paisley and wearing Pearls according to the Turkish Digest The Duchess of Cornwall is making progress!
Ony the other day I was in the Park and phoned my Partner in Istanbul, and the connection was Our Play on at The Theatre . but he replied that he was only interested in letters from Cornwall! I didnt know he knew The Duchess! Hope she is not treading on my toes as I am more given to holding onto my work than previously especially with help from the lawyers! But then again I jest and this time so does Fergie Ferguson The Duchess of York who is giving advice to Middleton on marriage as its rumoured that Middleton will marry Prince William, and Fergie believes had she held onto Andrew Duke of York she might have made a go of it but I gess she was careless and their marriage lasted 10 years .. as for my marriage .. it must be listed as 29 years however my careeer outruns the marriage thing!
Thanks Turkish Digest ..... nice work!