3. Drunk man tries to ride a crocodile.
This is the fantastic story of Australia’s most intelligent man who had a few Victoria lagers and decided to climb into a crocodile enclosure and show the astonished crowd how to mount and tame the beast.
2. Australian man convicted for driving motorised cool box while drunk.
Cracking yarn of a 23-year old man who was banned for ten months and fined £320 for driving a motorised beer cooler while three times the legal drink drive limit. Apparently Jeremy Clarkson will be testing the cool box on next week’s episode of Top Gear.
Read it here:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/new s/8705894/Australian-man-convicted-for-driving-motorised-cool-box-while-drunk.html
1. British tourists fined for drunkenly stealing penguin from Australian theme park.
Bring on the Welsh! Two Welsh tourists have been fined for drunkenly stealing a penguin, called Dirk. The pair drank 1.5 litres of vodka before entering Sea World Park where they swam with dolphins and let off a fire extinguisher in a shark enclosure before waking the next morning with hangovers to find the penguin in their living room.
Apparently the court failed to show the blootered penguin snatchers any leniency despite their lawyer claiming they tried to care for the bird by feeding it bread and putting it in the shower, but when they realised their huge mistake, they left the penguin on a nearby beach instead of contacting the theme park.
Read all about it: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/h owaboutthat/9241564/British-tourists-fined- for-drunkenly-stealing-penguin-from-Australian-theme-park.html